Program | Sound Byte | Audio Clip |
Abbott and Costello | "Who's on first" routine |  |
Aldrich Family | "Hen-REEE!!! Henry Aldrich!" "Coming, mother!" |  |
"Foooooor, he's a Jello good fellllow; for he's a Jello good felllllllow. So rich, so creamy and mellllllllllOOOOOOOOW!!!!! J-E-L-L-OOOOOOOO!" (Henry and Homer singing on The Aldrich Family, a sound which can neuter most animals within 50 yards) | |
Amos 'n' Andy | "(Bobwhite whistle) Rinso white! (bobwhite histle)!" |  |
Kingfish: "Well, ya see ..." | |
Kingfish: "Well, hello there, Sapphire!" |  |
"Amos, it's Sunday again ..." |  |
Bickersons, The | Sound of John Bickerson's snoring |  |
Bob and Ray | "This is Ray Goulding reminding you to write if you get work." "This is Bob Elliott reminding you to hang by your thumbs." |  |
Wolf Larson--"why You." | |
"--ly Ballou speaking from Harper's Ferry, New York" |  |
The Biff Burns sports report closer: That's the six-oh mark for tonight and tomorrow night. This is Biff Burns saying this is Biff Burns saying goodnight. | |
Brylcreem Commercial | "A little dab'll do ya" | |
Can You Top This | Senator "Ed" Ford talking about Dopey Dilldock | |
Capt. Midnight | A clock tolls twelve ominously: "Captain Mid-Niiight!" |  |
Champaigne Velvet Beer Commercial | "You're sure its pure...and it's just as smmmmeewwwwth" - Champagne Velvet beer. | |
Charlie McCarthy | "So help me, I'll clip him! I'll mowwwwwww him down!" |  |
Dagwood & Blondie | Dagwood's daily explosive contact with the postman | |
Don McNeil's Breakfast Club | "GOOD MORNING, BREAKFAST CLUBBERS!", and "so long, and be good to yourself!: Don McNeil | |
Duffy's Tavern | "Duffy's Tavern, where the elite meet to eat. Archie the manager speaking; Duffy ain't here." |  |
"How do you dooooo?" (Bert Gordon as the Mad Russian. Also on Eddie Cantor Show) |  |
Easy Aces | Goodman Ace saying, after his wife Jane came up with one of her great malapropisms, "Isn't that awful?" | |
Edward R Murrow | "This... is London" | |
"Good Night and Good Luck" | |
Fat Man, The | with the title character on the scale as he receives his weight |  |
Fibber McGee and Molly | Molly McGee saying, "'tain't funny, McGee!" |  |
Opening his closet |  |
Opening his closet (another time) |  |
Mr Wimple saying, "Sweetie Face, my big old wife" | |
Fibber's maid saying, "Love that man!" | |
Teenie saying, "Hey mister, whatcha doin', whatcha?" | |
Fred Allen | "Oh, Mister Allllllllllllllllen!!!!!" (Portland Hoffa) | |
Titus Moody saying, "Im not long for this world." | |
Gabriel Heatter | "Ah, there's good (bad) news tonight." | |
George Burns & Gracie Allen | "Say 'Goodnight', Gracie" | |
Gracie says that "Maxwell House is good to the last drop," and George Burns replies that "the last drop is good too, Gracie." | |
Grand Central Station | The description with sound accompaniment of the train thrashing its way towards New York City. | |
Grand Ol' Opry | Minnie Pearl's "Howdee, I'm jest so proud ta be here!" | |
"Elmer, don't forget the American Ace Coffee! | |
Great Gildersleeve, The | Gildersleeves' laugh | |
Harold Peary saying, "Leeeeeeeroooooy!". | |
Gildersleeve's druggest, Peevey, made us wait forever for him to remark: "Well now, I wouldn't say THAT!"... | |
Green Hornet, The | The opening buzzing theme |  |
I Love a Mystery | ILAM's wistful train whistle |  |
Inner Sanctum | The squeaking door |  |
The voice of Raymond at the end of each episode." Good night and pleassant drrreamms." | |
It Pays To Be Ignorant | "now we're back to Miss McConnell again!" | |
(Typical question: "Why is being married like taking a bath? Because after a while, it's not so hot!") | |
Jack Armstrong, All-American Boy | "Wave the flag for Hudson High, Boys!.........." |  |
Jack Benny | "Now cut that out!" | |
"LSMFT! LSMFT! Lucky Strikes means fine tobacco. So firm, so round, so fully packed." (advertising on the Lucky Strikes Program) | |
Frank Nelson saying, "Yes" | |
"Mr. Benny's residence: star of stage, screen, radio, television and an all around pain." -Rochester | |
"Ooohhhh, what she said!" - Dennis Day | |
Mr. Kitzle singing "Peekle in the meedle with the mustard on top! when ethnic stereotypes were not frowned upon; | |
Opening his vault | |
THATS WHAT I LIKE ABOUT THE SOUTH as Phil Harris & his Band would play on the Jack Benny Program..... Jack would never let him complete the song..... | |
when he is accosted by a would-be mugger who asks him repeatedly, "your money or your life" and he answers after pausing a while, "I'm thinking it over". | |
where he does a take-off of The Whistler. (Jack Benny: The Fiddler) | |
and his incredible Maxwell.(voiced by the talented Mel Blanc) | |
Jack: "Hmmmmmmm." | |
Sheldon Leonard as the racetrack tout: "Hey bud. Come here a minute." | |
Jimmie Durante | "Good night Mrs. Calabash" | |
Joanie's Tea Room | Joan Davis' telephone greeting "Joanie's Tea Room" | |
Johnny Dollar | "Yours truly, Johnny Dollar." (Johnny Dollar on, well, you know, right after he gives the grand total on his expense report) |  |
Life of Riley, The | "It is I, Digby O'Dell, the friendly undertaker!" |  |
"What a revoltin' development this is!" (Chester Riley) |  |
Lights Out | "These Lights Out stories are not for the timid soul. So we tell you calmly, but sincerely, that if you frighten easily, turn off your radio now." |  |
(bong) It... (bong) ... is ... (bong) ... later ... (bong) ... than ... (bong) ... you ... (bong) ... Think |
Lone Ranger, The | The William Tell Overture excerpt that opens the program |  |
Tonto saying, "tie-ee kimosabi" | |
"Come on, Silver!" "Gettum up Scout!" |  |
"Hi Yo Silver, Awayyy!" |  |
Lowell Thomas | "So long until tomorrow" | |
Lum and Abner | "Wonderful world!" (Cedric Weehunt ) | |
Martin Bloc | "And now this is Martin Bloc saying goodnight to you, and you, and ESPECIALLY to you. | |
NBC Station ID | "This is NBC, the National Broadcasting Company. (pause, followed by the NBC chimes)" |  |
Phil Harris / Alice Faye Show | when Phil wants to buy something cheap,he asks Frankie,and Frankie's reply "Curley I know a guy"... | |
Julis saying: "Keep daddy lit in da window, mudder, I'm flyin' home tonight!" | |
Shadow, The | "Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows! (evil laugh)" |  |
"The weed of crime bears bitter fruit" |  |
Smilin' Ed McConnell (Buster Brown Show) | Froggie the Gremlin: "plunk your magic twanger, FROGGIE!!" |  |
Space Patrol | "From the wild vast reaches of space - Missions of daring in the name of interplanetary justice! Travel into the future with Buzz Corey, Commander and Chief of the Space Patrol!!" whoooooosh!!! | |
Superman | "Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's SUPERMAN!!!!" | |
Suspense | "A tale well calculated to keep you in... (cue dramatic music) Suspense!" |  |
Terry and the Pirates | A gong clashes, jibber-jabbering sing-song voices: "Terry and the Pirates!" | |
Tom Mix | "Take a tip from Tom, go and tell your Mom........." | |
Voyage of the Scarlet Queen | "Here's to you mate, here's to you ..." | |
Walter Winchell | "Hello Mr & Mrs America and all the ships at sea". |  |
Whistler, The | The melody whistled at the beginning, along with intro |  |
Wildroot Cream Oil Commercial | "Hiya Baldie" ... "Get Wildroot Cream Oil, Charlie |  |
X Minus 1 | "Countdown for blastoff: X minus five (beep) .. four (beep) ... three (beep) ... two (beep)... X minus one... fire!" |  |
Your Hit Parade and Jack Benny Show Commercials | Either or both L.A. "Speed" Riggs or F.E. Boone (auctioneers) chanting: "Heydayfodowminiminiminiboodleboodle - Sold American! "Hamamanamamanalafalfalafa-sold -- American!" --- or whatever it was they said. |  |
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